And I’m left sitting there scratching my head because, Really? Thanksgiving leftovers are a PROBLEM? Whatever happened to just EATING them?
However, because everyone seems to think that a glut of turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce pose unimaginable culinary hardships and I don’t, I’m going to assume that my hassle-free, shockingly simple method truly is unique and you all are dying to know about it.
Because we all know what assuming does. You and me, baby. You and me.
How to Use Up Thanksgiving Leftovers in 10 Easy Steps
1. Open the refrigerator.
2. Select what you want to eat. (If the options are overwhelming, just grab three things. Chances are, they’ll taste real good together.)
3. Spoon the desired portions onto a plate.
4. Put the plate in the microwave and zap until the food is hot.
5. Get a fork.
6. Put food on fork.
7. Put fork in mouth.
8. Remove fork from mouth.
9. Chew food.
Today’s snark brought to you by A. Lil Common Sense,
with a nod to Nuttin Elsie II Rite O'bout, and Casey de Ornery Grumps.